My rolling list of golf pet-peeves:
- I’m one of the most ready ready-golfers I know. So, pet-peeve numero uno is people who are not ready golfers
- Which leads to long-winded talkers
- Not pulling the pin out
- Not raking the bunker, or doing it poorly or hap-hazardly
- Not replacing a divot, or filling with sand/seed
- Not drinking. Booze
- “Do you mind turning the music down?” Yeah, I do
- 90-degree rule and carts on the path on this hole. Fuck off
- Obviously, finding out the greens have been aerated when you reach the number one green and being offered a discount at check in
- Pants
- I’ve never found the right sunglasses that protect from the sun adequately and allow for me to ring the lumber on the tee or tickle a wedge from 130
- Sale rack, obviously sale rack, golf shoes
- I’m a 10 probably… Nope, you’re a 30
- I brought my own tuna fish sandwich
- Checking phone for email, Twitter, Instagram, or other non-golf app
- Not drinking at the 19th hole
- Not dipping or minimally consuming Zyn
- Not betting
- Leaves
- Snow
- Winter generally
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