Top Ten Golf Drinks

And because we are inspired by the calculated call for an Emergency 9, not a Top 10, here’s our post Tour Championship 9’er of drinks for the course or the couch: 9. Bloody Mary. Nothing gets you off the first like a stiff ‘n’ spicy Bloody. It also preps your GI and stomach with all…

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August 29, 2023

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Beer, Cocktails, Coors Light, Gin, Golf, Tequila, Vodka

And because we are inspired by the calculated call for an Emergency 9, not a Top 10, here’s our post Tour Championship 9’er of drinks for the course or the couch:

9. Bloody Mary. Nothing gets you off the first like a stiff ‘n’ spicy Bloody. It also preps your GI and stomach with all the probiotics, or whatever, necessary for the Nashville Hot Chicken Sammy coming at the turn. With heavily salted steak fries.

8. Gin & Tonic. Just when you thought it was safe to play from the tips… don’t say G&T too loudly around these here parts. A G&T literally gets the golf blood pumping. Mouth watering classic tart taste.

7. Vodka Soda. Splash what you will in this classic… grapefruit juice makes it a Greyhound, cranberry juice makes it a Cape Cod, whatevs. Importantly, we alway make our Vodkas doubles, F around and find out, as they say.

6. Deep Eddy – If you are a man, or woman, who means business on the course, or couch, maybe just skip the aforementioned mixers all together and get down to business with these high impact nips!

5. Truly Tequila – After I graduated from White Claws to lesser flavored/less sweet seltzers I ran head into and was introduced to Truly Tequilas. Enough said.

4. Fireball – If the Deep Eddy’s didn’t dent ya, the Necessary Neanderthal in the group will make sure to send ya home on a stretcher with a pocket-full of Fireballs. Sounded good at the time, right?

3. Fable – For my NA friends, and/or my THC fiend friends, Fable is a purely delicious botanical THC cocktail that disguises a punch that can only be described as an Augusta-like manicured buzz. Although only available in California for now, keep your eyes peeled for Fable in states that are recreational THC friendly.

2. Cold Coors Light – Simple and magnificent. Honestly, is there anything that hydrates sweaty golf balls as quickly as a cold Coors Light? This classic is typically ordered holes 4-8 and 12-15. Cold, down, easy.

And the #1 golf drink is… The (Almighty) Transfusion! Whether homemade or Owen’s Mixers mixed, the transfusion is thirst quenching swing juice that gets the short game and putting game dialed. Hydrate with Transfusions from hole 9 on.